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| "I don't wanna be here either" ~Kristen Stewart, probably |
[The last Twilight movie]
1: I am Kristen Stewart
2: I am werewolf guy
3: I am other werewolf guy
4-10: I am bad guy
[2 hours later: epic fight]
[Actually the fight never really happened]
Me: WTF did I just watch?
P.S.: just discovered the source novel doesn't even have an epic deathmatch that never happened; a multiple-volume series concluded with all the characters gathering in a field, talking it out, and deciding, meh, let's just go home. So, kinda like how I felt, sitting in the theater during Breaking Dawn.
1: I am Kristen Stewart
2: I am werewolf guy
3: I am other werewolf guy
4-10: I am bad guy
[2 hours later: epic fight]
[Actually the fight never really happened]
Me: WTF did I just watch?
P.S.: just discovered the source novel doesn't even have an epic deathmatch that never happened; a multiple-volume series concluded with all the characters gathering in a field, talking it out, and deciding, meh, let's just go home. So, kinda like how I felt, sitting in the theater during Breaking Dawn.
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