Thursday, June 19, 2014

On Marriage

What's the difference between your first and your twentieth year of marriage?

On your first year, you have nicknames for each other, like sweetie or cupcake .  On  your twentieth year, you have nicknames for each other, like dream crusher or hope killer.
 
On your first year, you like to pick fights because you expect to make up and have sex. On your twentieth year, you like to pick fights just so you can sleep in the other room.
   
   (Bill Engvall)

Tuesday, June 03, 2014

Paris Hilton ditches Bieber, is too old for this shit...

Shameless excuse to post her picture

Anyway, Paris Hilton ditched Justin Bieber's house party in Cannes because she thought he was lame and he insisted on only playing his own songs.

I'm half a year younger, but I'd like to think I'm just about as wise as Paris Hilton.

BTW, this is almost exactly one-year anniversary of the JB-Keyshawn debacle!