Twitter doesn't disappoint, of course.
1. Highlights and analyses....
Tears, beers & anger: #Kavanaugh testimony highlights pic.twitter.com/6dDQMIRiWI— RT (@RT_com) September 28, 2018
I missed this before, but I was just looking at Kavanaugh’s calendar, and I noticed that he’s hanging out on July 1, among a few other people, with “PJ” and “Judge.”— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) September 27, 2018
Pretty amazing coincidence that Ford, before she saw the calendars, said PJ and Mark Judge were there. pic.twitter.com/8lXwiROHiO
Christine Blasey Ford said that a few weeks after Brett Kavanaugh assaulted her, she encountered Mark Judge at the Potomac Village Safeway where he worked. Judge had laughed during the assault, Ford said. In his memoir, "Wasted," Judge writes about working at the market in 1982. pic.twitter.com/BXb5NdnqAD— Peter Maass (@maassp) September 27, 2018
Rules to popular drinking game Devil’s Triangle:— Greta Narbo (@gretanarbo) September 27, 2018
1. Arrange three glasses in a triangle
2. Declare your love of beer
3. Overturn Roe v Wade
"Beach Week" actually resulted in a 1999 formal medical study by the Journal of the American Medical Association. Here is the report: https://t.co/paqTdapE2M pic.twitter.com/ZyqlxHVNHw— Eric Lipton (@EricLiptonNYT) September 27, 2018
You know what the saddest thing is? I'm pretty sure that the (very few) men who have assaulted me throughout my life genuinely don't remember it and would have probably given the same testimony as #Kavanaugh's.— Dana Regev (@Dana_Regev) September 27, 2018
They wouldn't be lying - it was simply meaningless for them.
The old law school saw:— David Simon (@AoDespair) September 27, 2018
If you have the facts, argue the facts.
If you have the law, argue the law.
If you don't have shit, pound your shoe on the table and rage.
Deal with reality: A person of color could not have acted like Kavenaugh did and get hired at Walmart let alone the Supreme Court. Yes, there is a racial double-standard.— Marc Schumann (@schumannmarc2) September 30, 2018
Causes of Rape pic.twitter.com/bAFlNlUXSB— Ava DuVernay (@ava) September 27, 2018
2. Sick burns (even from the right)....
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 27, 2018
I like a judge who's emotionally incontinent.— Nelson Ritalin (@toadsalad17) September 27, 2018
Personally, I think we girls get a lot of out of Kavanaugh appt, regardless.— A.J. Delgado (@AJDelgado13) September 28, 2018
After his belligerent, raging testimony, never again can anyone tell us "calm down", "chill", "you come off as angry", "you're showing too much emotion"--
If it's good enough for SCOTUS...
Thx, Brett!
I AM A VIRGIN WITH A CALENDAR pic.twitter.com/bkgiOE2tAV— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) September 27, 2018
Rachel Mitchel is the Sarah Sanders of Ted Cruzes.— @kim (@kim) September 27, 2018
3. And closing statements....
Lindsey Graham’s argument that the fact that a person is successful and powerful proves he didn’t do bad things in the past is really conservatism boiled down to its essence.— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) September 27, 2018
Shout out once again to the “No Difference Between Hillary and Trump” people who helped get us here.— jelani cobb (@jelani9) September 28, 2018
There’s a lot of crazy stuff happening right now but please don’t forget to find a few moments today to quietly think, “Fuck Kanye West forever with his MAGA hat bullshit.”— Alex Blagg (@alexblagg) September 28, 2018
The Kavanaugh stuff is incredibly grim and dark, but I do get some small pleasure out of reading sentences like "J. Alfred Waspington, now a partner at Aryanthorpe & Associates, has identified himself as the boy known as 'El Fartmeister' in Mr. Kavanaugh's diary"
— The Discourse Lover (@Trillburne) October 1, 2018
Her: Are you in yet, darling?
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) October 5, 2018
Dracula: You have to invite me
Her: Vampires need permission for sex?
Dracula: *turns to camera* ALL men should ask permission
