(in Gerald Butler voice) Madness? This isn't madness. THIS IS i give up.
From the article, I shit you not (pun very much intended):
Two pro dart players have accused each other of farting on stage
during a match in England this week — casting a cloud of controversy
over the heralded tournament.
“It’ll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose,” Dutch
player Wesley Harms fumed after getting blown away 10-2 by Scotland’s
Gary Anderson at the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton.
Harms chalked up his foul play to a “fragrant smell” — which he deduced came from the Scotsman’s bowels.
But Anderson — who has admitted to passing gas during matches in the past — insisted he was innocent of this olfactory offense, the Guardian reported.
“If the boy thinks I’ve farted, he’s 1,010 percent wrong,” said
Anderson, who’s ranked the world’s No. 4 dart player, and moved on to
the quarterfinals. “I swear on my children’s lives that it was not my
fault. I had a bad stomach once on stage before and admitted it. So I’m
not going to lie about farting on stage.”
He continued: “Usually if I fart on stage, I s—t myself, I’ve told you that before,” the Express UK reported.
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